Thursday, May 8, 2014

Walking the Plank with Joren Steele (Steele Your Soul, Book 3 of the Trouble with Elves Series by Decadent Kane)

It's not everyday I get to chat with a pirate. And I gotta be honest ladies...Captain Joren Steele make me feel a bit funny. Like..when I used to climb the rope in gym class. *winks* 

Let's just break the ice, Cap'n. Pirates of Penzance or Pirates of the Caribbean? Caribbean. Of course.  

So, most certainly, we know Elves exist so let me ask this. Mermaids. Sea Hags. Do they exist as well and have you met any?

Mermaids- sure, the beauties be elusive, shy creatures. I've met one, mostly I saw her pink tail. Sea hags- what is this reference? A witch? We have witches does not matter where they reside land or water.

Corniest pirate joke you've ever heard?

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

What is your biggest pet peeve?

Tell me something about you that no one else knows?
Joren raises his eyebrow. 'No one else knows...let's see, I prefer cherries.'

What is guaranteed to turn you on?
A female... *grins*

Best moment of your life so far?
It happened in a cave... go read to find out.

And last one. I know you're a sea faring man. But if you could choose to be something else, what would it be and why?

I would be a bounty hunter.

Title: Steele Your Soul
Series: The Trouble with Elves

Volume: 3
Author: Decadent Kane
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Audience: Adult
Formats: E-Book
Publisher: Breathless Press
Cover By: Fiona Jayde
Editor: Leona Bushman
Pages: 40 pages
Date Published: April 24, 2014

When Pepper set out for the day, the last thing she expected was to come face to face with a pirate. But when she locks eyes with the Captain, she's ready to let him pillage or plunder whatever he wants. At least until his drow shipmate decided to steal her for himself.
Captain Joren Steele has a love for his ship, money, and females, usually in that order. When Pepper steps into his life, he's certain his love 'em and leave 'em status will remain intact. But when he discovers she's a victim of the drow, he has to make a choice. His ship or the elfess.

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Pepper slammed into something solid. "Oaf." She fell on her rear and looked up.
Joren stood in front of her, tall, dark, and so hot.

"What are you doing, Tide?" His voice came out low.

Pepper peeked behind her. The drow had stopped.

"She's mine, pirate. Hand her over. You work for us. You have to do what I say."
Joren grinned. "Ye poxy bilge-sucker. I don't listen to ye. I help your king. He pays me to carry the cargo, not to hand over ladies to ye." His chest puffed out, and he set his legs apart, ready for a fight.

The drow didn't comment. Instead, he stepped over Pepper and slammed himself into Joren as he stomped off down the deck. Joren didn't budge or turn around to watch the elf go. His features softened, and he bent down on one knee in front of Pepper. Her heart skipped for an entirely new reason.

"Three saves in one day, me beauty. Ya owe me." He smiled and held out his rough hand to her.
She took it. "Three? I recall two. The crates and just now. Besides, I had the drow under control, so really, you saved me from the falling crates." She smoothed out her clothes and flipped her hair back. She should thank him, but he was so smug, looking over at her as if she was on the menu of his sexual dining experience.

Joren chuckled. A low sound, which lifted his shoulders. "Three, elfess." He pulled her grandmother's bag of spice from his front pocket and dropped it into her hands. He winked at her. "Iffin' ye had that drow under control, then what ye be doin' at me feet no more than a moment ago?"

Pepper raised an eyebrow. "You stepped in my way." She tucked the brown pouch into her pocket. She wanted off this wretched boat. She turned around and stormed away. The last thing she needed was to encourage a pirate. What did they do again? Oh, kill and loot, or pillage and plunder?

A hand spun her around by the elbow, and she found herself face-to-face with Joren and those blue eyes. He grabbed hold of her chin with his fingertips. "Wait a minute. I don't even get a thank you?" He frowned.

"Thanks." Pepper set her jaw.'

"I be needin' something a little better than that. Tide will be back, and I will pay the brunt of saving your sweet little ass."

"What do you want?" She tried to break free, but he held fast.

"This." He bent over and claimed her lips with his own.

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 Don't forget to see where it all began! 


An old family secret draws Ribbon into an Elven world while Draven is forced to find a way to drag her back home to save Christmas magic.
Before Ribbon had a chance to get used to the idea of being an elf, she ran into Draven who's body jingled her bells. Unfortunately, he's the spy sent to haul her and her family back to the North Pole on Santa's orders.
Draven North has had one task for the last twenty-four years: find the Winters family and bring them home. He wasn't expecting their only daughter to deck his halls. No matter how hot and sassy he found his roguess, he had to take her back before the darkness devoured the Pole and Christmas magic along with it. But was it already too late?
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For two years, Clover has been at a goblin's beck and call. Two years of no orgasms. Until she heard a rumor the sage witch could help her break the goblin's curse. There's only a few minor details, like how would she find love on short notice and how deadly are nightshade berries?

Reed's life was simple, own a bar, walk to work, fight a little. He didn't expect to tangle with a wanton elfess who disappeared on him not once but twice. Let alone save her from a depraved goblin. He'd sworn off women like her for good, so why did he feel the need to protect her?

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About The Author ~

An elfess in human form, Decadent enjoys dipping her fingers into the human realm where she took pen to paper and began the tales of the trouble with elves. Her obsessions include reading, Dean Winchester, and honey.
She will devour your soul with glimpses of the feral ridden drow elves, with their dark skin and soul consuming. She'll sneak morsels of naughty thoughts to you via goblins, and seduce you into stepping inside the elven realm where females disappear when lust takes over among other elfish troubles.
Beware the sprites.
Follow the wisps.
But never look a drow elf king in the eyes...

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1 comment:

  1. Miss T- Joren's mighty proud that you interviewed him....I told him to keep his dirty thoughts about you to himself...he's muttering.

    Thanks for having him over.